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Posted 2010/04/08 – 6:03 pm in: Quotes

Codi: You could always buy a RealDoll. Fuck her when you’re horny, she just lays there and doesn’t bitch about how you never put the seat down or take out the garbage, and you can just shove her in the closet when you’re not stickin’ it in her pooper. Jason: wtf Jason: I always put […]

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Posted 2010/04/07 – 1:27 pm in: Quotes

If you want to make an argument, don’t just George Bush it and say things without information and proof.

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Posted 2010/03/02 – 1:56 pm in: Quotes

A: Because it fouls the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing? A: Top-posting. Q: What is the most annoying thing on usenet and in e-mail?

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Posted 2010/02/02 – 3:18 pm in: Quotes

To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to mess up your Windows box, you just need to work on it.

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Posted 2010/01/29 – 3:52 pm in: Quotes

Crimson_Judas: I overheard this chick at lunch talking to a friend Crimson_Judas: About how she had to terminate her pregnancy when she was young, and now that she’s ready for children she can’t get pregnant lemonlimeskull: Classic case of ABORT, RETRY, FAIL. bash.org

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Posted 2007/12/10 – 2:59 pm in: Quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience

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Posted 2007/03/23 – 9:49 am in: Quotes

\o Dark Demon \o says: comme un francais m’a dit “c’est bien mieux avoir une chevre qu’une femme sa suce toujours a fond la caisse puis quand est rendu trop vieille bah ta bouffe” † Blodsrit † 1349 le 3 Avril qui vien?? says: LOLLL \o Dark Demon \o says: tandis qu’une femme … apres […]

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Posted 2006/05/05 – 1:03 am in: Quotes

Incase any of you have forgotten, the internet is not real life. Who gives a $hit if women get all sorts of attention on a website. First of all, most of the women seeking attention online are probably socially inept and disgusting, hence why they like the anonymity. Secondly, most of the guys giving these […]

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Posted 2005/10/19 – 10:09 pm in: Quotes

“I trust everyone. It’s the devil inside the person I don’t trust.”

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Posted 2005/09/28 – 3:14 pm in: Quotes

Watson’s Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

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Posted 2005/08/23 – 7:19 pm in: Quotes

Computers are Like Women… You do the same thing for years and suddenly it’s wrong.

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Posted 2005/03/28 – 2:52 pm in: Quotes

See in a script for copyright stuff.. ## You can modify it, but if ## ## you don’t credit me, I’ll ## ## urinate in your shoes. ##

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Posted 2005/03/13 – 11:44 pm in: Quotes

“There is no patch for stupidity.” -Kevin Mitnick

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Posted 2005/03/13 – 11:38 pm in: Quotes

“Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to fuck.”

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